100 Things Italy Should Not Do

1. I should not ask France for costume advice on Halloween.

2. He usually picks weird ones that aren't very warm.

3. And they make Germany end up in the hospital.

4. With massive blood loss.

5. Through the nose.

6. I should not go with people that say they have candy in their van.

7. I don't have a problem with it, but Germany does.

8. No clue why, though.

9. Poor candy.

10. I should not drink alcohol.

11. I end up turning into Romano.

12. And Germany keeps asking why I can't fight that way sober.

13. Fight WHAT way sober?

14. I should not bother Romano.

15. He likes head butting.

16. Problem is, that somehow results in getting our ahoges tangled.

17. I should not touch my ahoge in public.

18. It's considered a no-no.

19. Though Prussia finds it interesting.

20. So does Japan.

21. I should not try to invade Egypt.

22. He has a stick.

23. And Anubis.

24. They hurt.

25. I should not get worried.

26. I tend to cook a lot.

27. And I nearly burn the house down.

28. I should not be given responsibilities of a cell phone.

29. I tend to drop it in pasta water.

30. Or I call Germany for every. Little. Thing.

31. I should not have boots with laces.

32. I can't tie them.

33. That slows us down when we're at war.

34. Germany gets mad.

35. I should not be on lookout for the enemy.

36. When I find them I wave real big and try to say hi.

37. Then they shoot at me.

38. They're not a very nice enemy!

39. I should not be allowed to sit next to Germany in Algebra.

40. I apparently show off.

41. Why does he give me weird faces when I figure out that the answer is 3n-2<-5?

42. I should not go for long periods of time without eating pasta.

43. I start speaking Italian and no one understands me.

44. Same with getting upset.

45. I should not stay up late at night.

46.I say stuff I regret later.

47. Strangely, Germany was really happy.

48. And he kept saying last night was fun.

49. WHAT HAPPENED??

50. …Ignore 45-49.

51. I should not hang out with Japan too much.

52. We end up experimenting.

53. And that's how Ramen was born~!

54. I should not give Prussia my cell phone number.

55. He tries sending really bad messages.

56. And they end up going to Doitsu instead.

57. I should not get my Chibitalia uniform out to clean in.

58. Again, Germany ends up in the hospital.

59. I should not be allowed to try to fix wurst.

60. It doesn't end well.

61. I wish Germany would give me the recipe.

62. I won't burn the house down this time, I promise!!

63. I should not watch videos on how liverwurst is made.

64. Pasta tastes bad coming back up.

65. Not a good weekend…

66. I should not be allowed to sneak beer into a hospital.

67. I weird Germany out.

68. And America.

69. With my sneakiness.

70. I should not be allowed to get angry.

71. I curse at people.

72. Mainly Doitsu.

73. And I scare Russia.

74. And Belarus.

75. That's saying something.

76. I should not eat too much gelato.

77. I get hyper.

78. And I concern Germany.

79. I should not ask big brother France for love advice.

80. His is weird.

81. What does half of that stuff mean…?

82. I should not watch scary videos with America.

83. We both freak out.

84. And I try to sleep with Germany.

85. And he freaks out too.

86. I should not draw Doitsu while he's working.

87. I scare him with my accuracy.

88. And that was just a sketch!

89. I should not ask questions.

90. Even if I mention that France said it.

91. Really, I don't get it!

92. I should not talk about my adventures with Canada.

93. No one knows who he is.

94. He's not an imaginary friend, dangit!

95. I should not write 100 things I'm not supposed to do.

96. Russia gets a hold of the list.

97. And forces me to do it.

98. And finds it funny.

99. Wait, so what am I doing now?

100. …oh crap.